so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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