we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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