absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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