yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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