so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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