you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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