Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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