Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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