Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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