Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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