i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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