So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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