I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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