Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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