let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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