I want to stick my p in your. b.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
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