I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
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