I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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