Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Actions speak louder than pants.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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