STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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