i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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