I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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