no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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