I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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