I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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