I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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