these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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