The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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