I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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