I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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