we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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