Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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