I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
