how can u be prego again
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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