1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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