I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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