How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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