Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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