i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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