lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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