if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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