it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
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