If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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