This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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