Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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