Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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