Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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