? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
ttyl tear gas
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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