Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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