We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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