Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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