He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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