He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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