I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i just google imaged poop.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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