No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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