ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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