i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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