Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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